Educated Bet – The Science of Sports Betting

STEROID USE IS NOTHING NEW, SO EASY EVEN A CAVEMAN COULD USE E’M

When do you think steroids were first used in sports ?

Steroids have probably been used since Cavemen started banging sheep pituatary glands with rocks to extract HGH, to compete in the Caveman Olympics. Why do you think they were so hairy and had big heads.

All this talk about asterisks and title strippings , this is a joke. Steroid abuse has been around forever, and not only are the best athaletes using. How about the guy who could not even play Div 1 ball if he didn’t put on 10 pounds of muscle.

TOP TEN HEROS THAT I THINK NEVER USED STEROIDS

Arnold Schwarzanegger- its not a tumor

Lyle Alzado

All 4 American Gladiators- my gladiators would never influence young kids to juice it, they are all natural

Bill Bellichek- even though he has man boobs

Andre The Giant- he was definitley natural

Hulk Hogan- say your prayers and always take your vitamins, not HGH

Pee Wee Herman- he was to busy getting rid of steroids

I hope George Mitchell lets these heros slide they are my idols. Do you realize George Mitchell is the name of Dennis The Menace’s Dad. He should have stuck to cartoons and his picture on the Dairy Queen Cups.

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